IGAS assesses Portimão A&E and concludes the patient should be reappointed in September, like the chairman
The inspectorate will measure the quality and safety of care. The results will arrive in time for nobody to have to read them.
Portugal edition
Portugal
Government braces for Depression Charles with three weeks of warnings and not a single shovel
The Executive insists the worst of it is at the door, that the door will be shut tomorrow, and that overzealousness is something only people who don't foot the bill complain about.
Minister rejects overzealousness and sets up office to prevent disaster before the Government causes it
The Government insists it doesn't only respond when disaster strikes. It now also responds when there is still only a press release.
More news that never happened
Government lifts alert and champions prevention, which consists of lifting the alert after the storm has passed
AI illustrationPortuguese protest in Berlin over housing and ask the Government to build it in Portugal, not abroad
Government insists storm was less severe thanks to prevention, and that tomorrow's sunshine was also planned
President welcomes campers to Belém and asks them to bring their own tent: the crisis cabinet has run out of homes to rent
Worten assures customers their data is safe: only the pirates have it now, and in better condition
Campers ask the President for a home and he offers them a committee to study the matter
IL drops 0.2 points a week and prepares for the ultimate cut: hitting 0% on 17 April 2027
Barometer: 140% of Portuguese People Would Entrust Their Home to the State, Provided It Stops Being Theirs
Government declares end of state of alert from tomorrow as there are no more serious periods available
