Barometer: 140% of Portuguese People Would Entrust Their Home to the State, Provided It Stops Being Theirs
This week's question was who should run the housing protest camps. The pigeon won with 112%, and the rest was split among whatever was left.
The Falsumundi Barometer, which spoke to nobody, asked 3 million undecideds in a country of 10 who would solve the housing crisis by Friday. The Assembly pigeon won with 112%.
Mariana Leitão got 31%, mostly among those who think housing is fixed with fewer permits and more roofs. José Luís Carneiro collected 28% and asked for a working group to work out the rest.
Luís Montenegro totted up 24% and the Parliament coffee machine 40%, as the only public service that delivers what it promises. Paulo Raimundo got 18%, all of them paying rent to the same landlord.
An invented institute, which asked not to be identified, concluded that the margin of error is bigger than the housing stock. An economist who has already given up confirmed it: housing remains the only thing that goes up without asking for planning permission.
The Parliament coffee machine got 40%, as the only public service that delivers what it promises.
