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Political satireThursday, 12 November 2026
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News that never happened.

The Palace of Westminster and Elizabeth Tower, seen from the Thames.
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Labour Stuck on 28% and Declares Victory for Not Losing What It Had Already Lost

Downing Street celebrates the stability of a number that, in other circumstances, it would call a crisis. Conservatives gain a point and ask for a parade.

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