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Political satireThursday, 12 November 2026
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Government sends Senate fiscal adjustment that cuts all benefits, except those of whoever wrote it

The bill aims to curb spending, widen the cut to tax breaks and set up a committee to decide who the 'all' in that sentence refers to.

Falsumundi · satire ·

AI-generated illustration, with the label burned into the image: a desk with stacks of documents, a calculator, a pen and a small Brazilian flag, in front of a window overlooking the National Congress in Brasília. It is not a photograph.
AI-generated illustration, not a photograph · Pedro Cardoso (gerada por IA)

The Government has sent the Senate a fiscal adjustment bill that promises to curb spending and cut tax breaks. The text runs to 400 pages and comes with an annex of exceptions, which runs to 700.

According to the Planalto (the presidential palace), the cuts will hit 'sectors that have lived off privileges for decades'. The list of sectors has not yet been released, because it is being negotiated with the sectors themselves.

An aide who asked not to be identified explained the method: 'We cut whatever has no lobby. The rest we call industrial policy and keep.'

To contain spending, the bill creates the National Spending Review Council, with 38 posts filled by free appointment and an official car. The savings expected from the council exceed its cost by 112%, according to the council itself.

A businessman from Campinas, who has paid his tax in full since 1998, asked where the benefits counter was. He was told the counter closes before he gets there.

We cut whatever has no lobby. The rest we call industrial policy and keep.

The reality behind the satire

Real news · metropoles.com · 11 November

Governo Lula envia ao Senado projeto de ajuste fiscal com corte de benefícios tributários

This story, published by a real newspaper, inspired the piece above. The Falsumundi piece is made up; this story is not.

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